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December 2006 - Articles & Seeds

Deja Food and Cloning Supermodels

Eating clones got me thinking about the intellectual property of human supermodel DNA. At some point it seems inevitable that billionaires will start cloning supermodels so they can grow their own girlfriends. Someday it will surely be legal in some country.

Jessica Biel had a good Christmas

Some eye candy: Jessica Biel in a white bikini on a beach.

My Twelve Newsvine Groups of Christmas

I was just walking around my house and singing when I put some of the groups I belong to in the days of Christmas. So I decided to write them down and share. I did not include all of the groups to which I belong so if your group isn't here, don't send me an e-mail.

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Christmas in Ankara

It's Christmas, but it's not snowing. "It's a Wonderful Life" is not on television. The stores are not decorated. But the Harem was here. Today we had our second annual Christmas party.

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Abbey Christmas to all of you

HERE'S a sight to make us go nudge, nudge, twinkle, twinkle — gorgeous Abbey Clancy surrounded by stars for Christmas. The 20-year-old girlfriend of England soccer ace Peter Crouch is the last heavenly body to grace Page 3 before we take a festive break.

Partying Miss Nevada stripped of title

Miss Nevada 2007 was yesterday stripped of her title after pictures appeared on the internet (one within article) showing 22-year-old Katie Rees "kissing other young women, exposing one of her breasts and pulling down her pants to show her thong underwear at a party in Tampa", AP …

Sex Toy Holiday Gift Ideas – Sex Toys for Christmas Gifts and Holidays Giving

Spice up your Christmas gift giving this holiday season with these luxury sex toy Christmas gift ideas.

skantily klad women kooking

Extensive research involving quickly flicking through the freely available terrestrial channels, found that 99.8% of Japanese television programmes are food related – whether creating, consuming or simply going cock-a-hoop over the stuff.

A String Theory Explanation For Santa Claus: The 10th Funny Day of Christmas

Sometimes people think that, because I write this column for peanuts, I am somehow also available for free science consulting services.

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MADD severs ties with Miss Teen USA, linked to New York partying

Allegations of Miss Teen USA's underage drinking and carousing with Miss USA Tara Conner in New York have led the group Mothers Against Drunk Driving to sever ties with the teenager.

Who's the most attractive woman on 'Las Vegas'? (poll)

OK I admit it, I like NBC's Las Vegas. I know it's not a great television show but it is a fun show with cool guys and hot chicks. So I was wondering which one of the lovely ladies on Las Vegas everyone thinks is the most attractive?

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Cheney in a bikini and other scare stories for teenagers. (Satire)

The heterosexual arm of the Religious Right is livid. They've been shoved from the limelight. Those good shiny folk who go home at night, lie on their wives in the good old missionary position and spray their seed in the procreative way are in decline.

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Santa Poses Naked For Global Warming

In a desperate effort to bring world attention to Global warming, Santa will appear naked on the cover of next month's National Geographic. "I was watching football with my brother Jeff and he came up with the idea," explained Santa.

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Miss USA the Party Animal

Just when you thought all the news was depressing, The Daily News reports that Miss USA Tara Connor was spotted dancing sexily and making out with 18-year old Miss Teen USA in clubs. Miss USA also allegedly tested positive for cocaine.

Miss USA's non-model behavior (video)

More information on the Tara Conner scandal.

Want To Have A Beautiful Daughter? Nail A Scientist

Everyone wants to have a beautiful daughter. In fact, that topic came up last week. My brother asked me how things had changed since I hit the big 4-0 and I said, "Well, I have matured.

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My Girlfriend Is A Doll... Literally

How does one get to that point? Japanese men who forfeit all effort to go out with real women and turn to life-size dolls for companionship. Watch these two videos and discuss.

Conservative Female Professionals by Day, Down and Dirty Jell-O Wrestlers by Night

The women, who go by pseudonyms such as Sandra Claws, Tinsel the Bohemian Christmas Fairy, Chocolate Thunder and Backhand Betty, gather at a bar to do battle in a blow-up kiddie pool full of clear, unflavored gelatin, Reuters reported.

Is Keeley sexiest calendar girl?

WELCOME to The Sun's hunt to find hottest calendar cutie for 200-and-heaven! We want you to vote for the fittest pin-up from the top-selling totty seen above. Our gallery of glam boasts the nation's hottest honeys, including Page 3's very own Keeley.

American Pie Actress Acused of Threatening to Sexually Molest Neighbor's Dog

Natasha Lyonne (American Pie, Scary Movie 2, But I'm a Cheerleader) faced a number of charges including criminal mischief, harassment and trespassing after accusations she threatened to sexually molest her former neighbor's dog and ripped a mirror off the wall.

NFL Thursday Night Pick: Week 15, San Francisco at Seattle

After my minimal effort last week, I promised I would make it up to you. Now I will come through with that promise.

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Three reasons to be pro-Israel: Think Israel

Israel has launched a big initiative to revamp its image in the West. They are appealing to all red-blooded males if this site is anything to go by.

International Spec. condoms too big for 90% of Indian men-Study

Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.

Lindsay Lohan loses it.

The Page Six column in the Dec. 7 New York Post reports that actress Lindsay Lohan sent a "rambling, semi-literate e-mail to her friends and and lawyers" threatening to sic Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and Hillary Clinton on the tabloids.

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