How Celebrity Sex Tapes Ruined America, One Thrust At A Time

The Three Fates are almost done spinning the American narrative, Atropos readying her scissors to deliver one final snip. When the story is done the great heralding beacon of the end of days will burn brightly, in the form of a Britney Spears sex tape.

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Palin grabs a seat at the bar

"I expect her to be president of the United States one day," said Suzanne Haney, the Republican leader for the 2nd Ward in South Philadelphia, who gave Palin a $2 bill for luck. Hey, wait minute!! Did that campaign contribution get recorded properly?

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Bakri paid cash for girl's boob job

"Hate preacher Omar Bakri Mohammed paid for a boob job which launched his daughter's pole dancing career, it was revealed last night. He forked out �4,000 in CASH for 27-year-old Yasmin Fostock's bust-boosting surgery — while living on BENEFITS in the UK.

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Radical Cleric Omar Bakri's daughter is a pole dancer

"Yasmin Fostok, 27, who is a single mother, admitted that she performs in London bars and nightclubs. Miss Fostok, who lives in Catford, South London, said: "I don't get on with my dad. I don't agree with his views - I just get on with my life and that is it."

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Hugh Hefner Wants Sarah Palin in Playboy

Hugh Hefner says he would like to have Republican vice presidential hopeful Sarah Palin in Playboy magazine. The 82-year-old magazine mogul says he thinks Palin would "make a great centerfold."

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Scientists Explain Why People Vote For Republicans

Every election season, commentators trot out the old statistics about how more education makes people more likely to support Democrats, more studies are published on how liberal Daily Show viewers are so well-informed, and various smart people try to explain why anyone would ever …

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Prada high heel disaster: enough of this stiletto tyranny

At least two models tripped and fell on to the concrete floor; others wobbled and stumbled, teetering and tottering, clearly in agony, and all the while their minds were fixated on just one thing: reaching the sanctuary and safety of the backstage area without suffering a similar …

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Tattoo removal on the rise in Germany

Tribal style lower-back tattoos known as Arschgeweih, or "ass antlers" in Germany, were popular in the 1990s. But now a herd of Germans are stampeding to get them removed as they and other tattoos go out of fashion.

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Australian pub offers free alcohol for panty-less women

The Saint Hotel in St Kilda, Melbourne, is offering women $50 (£22) drinks vouchers for the complete removal of their underwear in an event called "No Undie Sundie".

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Italian model offers virginity for $1.5M

An Italian model and former "Big Brother" cast member says she is selling her virginity for nearly $1.5 million.

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Italian model plans to sell virginity for 1m euros

An Italian model who swears she has never had sex plans to sell her virginity for one million euros, or £792,000.

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World's smallest man meets woman with world's longest legs

The world's smallest man has met the woman with the world's longest legs.

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Devendra and Natalie Portman do Bollywood

Sterling writes: (((The guy is kinda growing on me. His music's not to my taste, but he's so fluid and indefinite and polyvalent that he's kind of interesting.

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Tories offered lap dance bargain

Conservative MPs have been given discount vouchers for a lap dancing club near their party conference venue. The vouchers, offering a £10 reduction on entry to Birmingham's Rocket Club, were in a booklet sent out to delegates with official conference literature.

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Wanted: Pretty woman flatmate who will cook and clean

A finance worker has been disciplined after sending an email to female colleagues asking them to recommend a lady flatmate who would cook and clean for him and be 'reasonably nice to look at'.

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Five men spot a sexy model in an erotic naked photo shoot, strip down and join in

The German guys from Plauen were on their way home from a football match in Bavaria when they spied the hot model showing off her curves for the 2009 'Erotic Farm Machine Calendar'.

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Palin unhinges feminists on the Left

Abolutely fantastic analysis of the anti-Palin feminist movement, and their denial of her "womanhood."

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Beyonce Finally Shows Off Wedding Ring, 18 CARATS

Beyonce has worn her wedding ring in public for the first time ever. The $5 million, 18 carat flawless diamond by Lorraine Schwartz was photographed on the singer during the red carpet madness for Fashion Rocks at New York's Radio City Music Hall....

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Dame Helen Mirren Calls For Legalization of Brothels After Night At Mustang Ranch

HELEN MIRREN has called for brothels to be legalised after spending a night with hookers at a notorious bordello. The Queen star Mirren goes from monarch to madam to play a raunchy brothel boss in her latest film.

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Gridirons & Jail Cells (With Photos): Salute to New NFL Season

With the NFL season starting this week, our mug shot roundup kicks off with a trio of perps/pigskin enthusiasts. As for the other booking photos, a few notes: 1) The 19-year-old arrestee on page #3 was popped twice in the last week.

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Duck hunters call sex line by mistake

Americans calling a telephone number to order duck hunting permits are being greeted by a phone-sex line due to a printing error.

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Voting for Vaginas

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